Starbucks keeps me employed

So, most mornings I'm supposed to be at work at 10:30 a.m. and (shockingly) I don't have a car so my dad drives me. With both of us trying to get ready I'm usually late. But guess who's late too? My boss. They all ride in the same mini van to work and they always stop by Starbucks which makes it look like I'm on time. Thank you, Starbucks.